MYSTERIOUS BIRD
Oakland, California, USA
Best Guess: Long-Eared Owl (strange coloration.. molting? juvenile?)
Stared at me very intently, somewhat creepy
Appears in many places, seems to follow one
Even appears in places that it could not conceivably get to
Accompanied by strange whispering
Ṃ͖̯͐̿ͅả̤̥͔͖̯̬͚y͖̥̰͍̰̓́̆͊͋̊̚͟ ̡̖̗̺̭̿͛̾ḇ̞̪ͬ͆͂̊ͅeͪ͗̑̽͏̜̣͇ ̂̃̊͟d͍͎̳̋ͩͨͨͯe͔̓͆ͧ̍͊mͣ͠o̷͚̘̼̺̯ͮ͛ͬͭͩͪ̉n̍̐̓̾ͅǐ̝̀ͅcͮ͊ͨ́ͩ̾͏͎̹̮̤̫ ͚͙̹̪̬̠͎͊̏̓̋ĭͭṉ̷̱̓ͥ͆ͮ̈́ͯ ̪̹͇̏͋s̹̲̪̥̻̯̤̎̏̑̐̌ͥͧ͡ơ̊ͪ̽ͮ̏͂́ͅm̸̱͍̭͎͒̌̎ͮͣ̏͐ͅe̬̦̝̝̻̦͓ͨ̄ͦ ͎̪͎̳̺̬̟͞w̱̙̩̘̓̚ã͓̦̩̦͓͉́̄̎̓ͭẏ̩̯̗̹̿͆ͩͯ͘
À̸̼̻̰̺͇̾ͮͧ͒́v̟̜͔̲͔̰̬ͣ̀͟ͅo̟͈̿ͧ͛ͯ̂̊͌ĭ̸̺̀̓ͭ̿͟d̅͞͏͕͈̻̖͓͎͠ ̶̯̫̯̼͍̫̃̀ä̛̗͈̝̿ͭ̓́t̷̡̨̪͓̝̞͒ͨ̋̋͊ͅ ͤ̅̆͐̿͜͝͏͖͚͍ͅá͎͕̮̫̊̋͂̿͠l͓̖͕̝̭̹̂͆ͪ͛̚͟lͥ̓͊ͩ̋̏͢͏҉̤ ̖̖͎͇̜̗̋̌̚̕c̗̠̯͓̰̞̔̀̆̽̇ͣ͑ͬ͜ỏ̬̞̣́͂͆͐ͧ̾̃͢s̥̥ͧ̐ͥ̏̿ţ̥̪ͣ͐ͬ̐ͧ̌s͉̖̼̣͉̳̿ͫ͛͊ͨ͛ͪͥ
T̢̯͉̻̺̜̒̒͐ͮ͋͆̏̔̅͢ͅH̨̅̏ͦͣ͐̾ͤͧ̈ͮͤ̆̉͗͛ͮ̀͝͏̫̯͉͚̹̖͈̭͍̦̙̘̩̱̣̦̲E̶̡̛̺͚̺̼͍̲ͪ̈́̐̔͗R̸͖̫̹̜̼̯ͤ̓̄̂̌̀ͨͣ̾̀͜Ę̔́ͣͦͤͣ̀ͩ̀ͯ̔͒̃̄ͣ҉͕̮͎̮͇͞ ͋́̆̋̅͛͋ͣ͗ͧ͌͗̓̐̔̊̚҉̣̮̱͉̞̦̝̫̤̲̟̹͖̼̥̺̝ͅͅI̷̸͍̼̙̭̞̝̲̬̺̜͚͉̹̲ͧ̊͒ͬ͆̐̑̾̿̇̾̈̇͆̀ͅͅŚ̛̾͛̎ͮ̽̈̃̔͛͌͌҉̶҉̴̣̩̦͖͇͇̺̹͍͚̬ͅ ̨̧͉͙̭̯̹̭̣̙̟̱̰͎̩͋̓͋͑ͨ͌͑ͭ͊ͥ̔̍ͯ̎ͯͤ̍́͟͡ͅͅͅͅN̨̛ͪ̀͑ͧͧ̽ͮ̎ͭͮ͛ͣͯ͐ͥͦͫ́̕͏̙͈̺̰͕̝̼̳͙̹̫̲̳͎̟̭̦Ȍ̷̜͈̹̩̪͙̼̰͙̭̹͔̱̲̞̝̞̟̎̑̍̄̍ͭ̀͠͠Ţ̞̺̯̭̟̲ͦ̑̓ͩ̌̀ͮ̓͗̇̽ͤͦ͌̔̆͝͡͠Ḩ̭̱͖͎̲̰͎̳̹̯̰̘̞̘̙͕̽̔ͪ̌̎͌ͩ͡Į̨̓̾͂̓͒͑̏̐ͣ͋͗҉̵̧̹͓̟̤͚̩̟͖̪̼̼͕̟̝͎N̡̨̛̜̞͍̦͔̲̤̣͈̗̩͍͓̼̤̿ͩ̒̉ͬ͊ͩ͒ͣ̊́̚G̴̻̪̭͇͓̩͋̈́ͮ̆͐ͨ̂ͧͭ́̔̍͊͊͗̎̈́̅̽͠ ̴̷̙̱̦̳͓͖͚̺̟̗̲̘̩̪͕̦̙̩̾̋ͦ͒ͯ̐̊͗̈͒ͯ̆͢͞T͖̯̲̭̣͈̻̰̝̩͍ͧͧ͆̋͗͊͑̋̔̀̂͗̈́ͣ̿̊͑̋͘̕Ǫ̶̘̲̰͎̜̞͉̣͎̱̝̰͒̊͛͐̿ͮ͆̂ͬͬ̔̿̉͜͟ ̵̱̘̘̬̫̜̝͔̫̪̭͖͓͖̼̠̣̺͓̔̍ͭ̔̂̒ͦ̽̾̿͊͘͝͠͞W̸̞̞̥̠̖̞̮̫͊͒́͗͋ͮ̇̌̈͂̆̏̌̚̕̕͟͡Õ̭̖̙̌ͨͤͣ̋̌̿ͣ̑̀̚͠͝͞ͅR̶̟͕̜̦͖̞̯̹͚̪ͥͭ̐̄ͭ̽ͬ̐͊̔͛͒̉͘̕͟͞R͍̘̘̯̠̥͍̙̲͇̠̳̖͛͆ͨ͑̓̂̚͜͝Ý̵̡̼̬͔̹̥͔̯̪̘͐̓ͭ̅͗̈́̌ͬͨ̍͗̃̅̚͝ͅͅͅ ̧̡̦̝̩̮̗̙͑ͮ́͗ͣ̐ͤ͑̽̈͛͢͝ͅĄ̥̰̭̦̼̳̭̲͇̞̒̉̿͗̊̉͌ͧͨ̒̆̂́̕B̶̧̧͉̜̤͓̲̺̫̩͕͚̣͍̤̘̭̜̙̐̌ͫ̍͂ͩ̓ͯ̋͒͑͆̂̎ͬ̀͟͞O̶̡̅̆̄̅ͦ͆̄̿ͫ̂̈́͑ͥ̇͋̃́̚̕҉̥̹̹̝̜̮̲͖͖͚̣̮̦U͑̌̾ͥ̾̇̂̀҉̰̯͔̰̬̙̦̟͙͙̥̟͈̰͓͔̮͉T̸̢̤̫̘͉̳̥͇̟̲̮͚̮̰͆̐ͩ̊͒̃͛̆͐̾̍̇̔͢͠͡
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