April 2021
Member of the Wren Family
§A Herd of Wrens§
Greetings bird fans. You know, something I've learned over the years of doing this blog is that all birds are great, but not all bird names are equally great. We've done a little bit of grousing about this in the past, but today I'm going to really dive into this topic and do my best to determine what it takes to name a bird really really well.
Ready? Let's get to the ranking, which is sure not to upset anyone
F minus Tier: Birds named for people (problematic)
Hoo boy, do I even have to say it? #BirdNamesForBirds of course, obviously. Yes. There's nothing that sours a birding experience quicker than remembering that the person who assigned his name to this bird was a real piece of work. If you can google your bird name + problematic and come up with results? You've goofed on the bird naming. What do we mean by awful people? Usually, because of the time period in which we got most of our commonly used bird names, we're talking about the colonialists, racists, and general genocide-enjoyers of the Age of Manifest Destiny.
Best Examples: Bachman's Sparrow, named for slavery-defender John Bachman
Audubon's Oriole, named after famous bird painter, slave owner, and white supremacist, John James Audubon.
McCown's Longspur, which was named after a confederate general and staunch slavery advocate. Oops! This one was so bad that the American Ornithological Society actually did something for once, and now it's called the Thick-billed Longspur, which is probably like a C-Tier Name (so, much better).
Birds of this category that have appeared on this blog: Townsend's Warbler (Grave robber! Phrenologist! read more here) Steller's Jay (the Steller tea, admittedly somewhat milder)
F Tier: Birds named for people (non-problematic)
Rivoli's Hummingbird |
The Argument for: In this case, I kind of get the idea. If someone was important to naturalism or conservation, you might want to name a bird in their honor. For the bird watcher or enjoyer these names are basically useless, but they do give you a little sense of curiosity and mystery, and sometimes make you want to look up old historic figures who you may not know much about. Sometimes you might even find out those historic figures were slave owners. If you really want to do this, save it for the Latin name.
Examples: Wilson's Warbler, Allen's Hummingbird
D Tier: Birds named for a feature or location (inaccurate)
The Argument for: There is no good reason to name a bird like this. Maybe it's kind of fun to have a very confusing and unintuitive name once in a while. Makes birding an exclusive club where we get to roll our eyes at newcomers who ask "Wait, why is that called a Ring-necked Duck?" That doesn't sound like a very compelling case in favor to me. Like the eponyms, you also get a little homework assignment where you feel compelled to investigate why these birds have such bad names. Show me a birder who doesn't like homework.
C Tier: Comparative Bird names
The Argument for: I guess if you live in a place where two birds look very similar, but one is larger, and one is smaller, you have a little bit of a useful name on your hands. I'm looking at you, Yellowlegs. The useless but flattering names are kind of fun. Maybe you just loved the bird so much when you saw it you needed to let everyone know it was extremely elegant. I can accept that.
B Tier: Birds named for a location (accurate)
Western BluebirdThis is the most boring name that a bird can have while still retaining some level of utility for the bird watcher. You run into the problem the problem fairly quickly that birds are generally pretty famous for moving around a lot, so it's hard to lock it down with just one place name. So you end up with a lot of birds being named for whole countries they are in, which doesn't really narrow it down. The habitats are better, and I especially like the Wren series- Marsh, Rock, Cactus, etc. I will admit that some location based named are cooler than others. My own personal scale puts Prairie Warbler and Gila Woodpecker well above American Wigeon and Island Scrub Jay, but your mileage may vary.
A Tier: Birds named for how they look/their physical features
I think this is your clear go-to, right? The number one way you would intuitively name most birds if you were asked to do so. Mostly this is not flashy, but it's certainly memorable and helpful. Great Blue Heron, got it. Roseate Spoonbill. Ok! I know what that's going to look like! The low end of this is probably, like, Black Phoebe, but you can get very very creative. Some of my personal favorites are Razorbill, Rhinocerous Auklet, Canvasback, and Vermillion Cardinal (yes, they are named after the Catholic clergy)
A+ Tier: Onomatopoeic Names/Birds named for how they sound
You get into trouble with the physical names eventually because there are, let's face it, a lot of birds that are at least a little bit boring looking. You can only have so many Little Brown Sparrows before you start running out of ways to describe the streaks. When you get there, you have some options, and a really fun one is the audio description. This ranges from Catbird (one of the best, sounds like a cat!) to Mourning Dove to Black-bellied Whistling Duck. All terrific names. If you want to take it up another notch further, you can dig into the Onomatopoeia. Bobwhite, Curlew, Chachalaca, Chickadee, Killdeer, and Whip-poor-will are all named for the sounds they make. You can see why every bird can't be named like this, but it's a great option when you have a distinctive call and a not-that-distinctive looking bird. Perhaps my favorite is the Nene. In my view, a bird named in the language of a place's native people also deserves to go up a tier.
S Tier: Birds named for how they behave
This is, to me, the absolute zenith of bird name quality. Don't tell me how the bird appears, tell me who the bird IS. What do they DO? What do you imagine their personality is LIKE? The more abstract and loaded with imagery the better. Hermit Thrush? Yes please. Happy Wren? Don't mind if I do. This also applies to birds that have descriptions of their behavior- many family or subfamily names are laid out like this, Creeper, Roadrunner, Skimmer, Flycatcher, Hummingbird, etc. Names like this are fairly rare, but they are always so great. It is also, in my opinion, the area that has the most room for expansion, perfect for renaming some of those eponymous birds. We don't need a Brandt's Cormorant, but an Ambitious Cormorant? Now I'm interested. Just a simple proposal, and I'd be happy to make up personality traits for as many birds as you like, if you're looking for an expert in the field of making stuff up about birds.
Post Script: Birds whose names I have no opinions on: Booby, Dickcissel, Bushtit, etc. These are often listed among the worst bird names, but I think it's ok that some things are funny. None of the birds are actually named after dirty words, except for the Windf*cker. They really meant it with that guy. Anyway, sometimes the etymology is pretty interesting for these birds. Leave them alone!
Chilean Flamingo (Fernando)
Coyote Hills Regional Park, Fremont, California, USA
April 2021
Member of the Flamingo Family
§A Flamboyance of Flamingos§
Bird Image: Andrew C, Wikipedia |
Bird Image: James Devaney, The Cut |
Bird Image: JJ Harrison, wikipedia |
Cackling Goose
Miller/Knox Regional Shoreline, Richmond, California, USA
November 2020
Member of the Ducks, Geese, and Swans Family
§A Plump of Geese§
~True Bird Fact~ So, where to begin? Probably, we should address that most people with cursory bird knowledge would look at this bird and say "that's a Canada Goose". Yes, this bird is nearly indistinguishable from that familiar and frequently villainized waterfowl. Now this is nothing new for bird identification- I could rattle off a dozen pairs of birds that are nearly indistinguishable from one another to the untrained eye. However, in this case, it is only since relatively recently that this bird has been considered to be a different species from the Canada Goose. The primary difference is really just the size. Check out the picture below, which has a Canada Goose or two in it as well. The largest sub-species of Canada Goose is 4 times as large as the smallest sub-species of Cackling Goose. Incredible as this may seem, up until 2004 this bird was just considered to be "a small Canada Goose" basically.
After the split was made, one ornithologist, Harold C. Hanson (can't quite explain it, but this is the most Ornithologist name you can have) suggested that the Canada Goose be further divided into 6 species and 200 sub-species. It's hard to tell to me, as an amateur, if this proposition was sincere or more of a "fuck it, they're all different species now" from Harold. In terms of the other ways to distinguish whether you have a Canada Goose or a Cackling Goose, if you were inclined to try to do so, there's something about the neck ring being thinner, but that's not even always visible. When you google search for Cackling Goose, the second result is an article about how to tell them apart from Canada Geese, which should tell you something about the processes. I suggest just finding them in a mixed flock, like I've done.
"Don't Talk to Me or My Son Ever Again"
And finally, it's time to return to probably my actual favorite segment we do here on the blog- Bird Reviews from BackyardChickens.com!
These reviews were pulled from a forum thread rather than an official review page, because these are a non-domesticated species of bird.
"there are very few of us that own these geese"
"I have Cackleing geese .... LOVE THEM!!!" ... "They free range every day and get along with everything." ... "they are not bonded to me, but are not terribly wild either."
"She does not know she's a goose. She thinks she's a dog. She has stayed around here, even though she can fly, likes her kiddie pool, doesn't like to share with other geese, but if you bark at her she comes running and honking."
"Cackling geese are better and smaller and easier to take care don't get them pinned" [as compared to Canada Geese]
Least Sandpiper
Clipper Yacht Harbor, Sausalito, California, USA
January 2021
Member of the Sandpiper and Pharalope Family
§A Time Step of Sandpipers§ (?)
★The Smallest Shorebird★ (always nice when the name is accurate)
~True Bird Fact~ What more do you want they're the world's smallest shorebird? About the size of a sparrow, weighing less than an ounce! Ok, fine, they also are impressive migrators, traveling about 2000 miles over the ocean without stopping between their winter and summer homes.
No thoughts
No desires
Just serene stillness of mind
One great trend to come out of the pandemic has been the rise of hyperlocal birding. I know I've been paying more attention to my own patch as I've been unable to do much serious travel in the last year or so. The idea of birding your own backyard has been around forever, but it's really blown up lately, as has the 5 Miles Radius list, popularized by Jen Sanford. Anyway, I'm going to present some of the birds I've seen in my yard this year, and will be providing occasional updates as other interesting visitors pass through. For informational purposes I live very close to Wildcat Canyon regional park, in the beautiful East Bay California. Technically, I am counting any bird I have seen from my front or back yard.
Hermit Thrush, nervous |
This would be a good time to mention that 1) these pictures are not going to all be the greatest, because I've limited myself somewhat to birds that catch my eye as they momentarily travel through my yard. More information and pictures are linked when available (i.e. they have previous appeared on this blog) 2) in the case of the hermit thrush, my old picture is not great either. In fact, I don't have any great hermit thrush pictures. I guess they don't call them 'social thrush' for a reason.
Bewick's Wren, was geocaching before it was 'cool' Another thing I feel like I should mention is the privilege inherent in backyard birding. Not just the privilege of having a yard, which is significant, but of having access to nature. For me, living near a park, being in a neighborhood I can freely and safely walk around in without fear, and living someplace with a climate that permits being outside for the entire year and enormous contributors to my happiness, and things I know not everyone has access to. However, I do think that the concept of birding close to where you live is something that actually makes birding more accessible for some. And we should always be thinking about how to make birding more accessible and equitable. Ok, I'll let you get back to scrolling through blurry bird pictures from my yard now. |
Brown Creeper, thrill seeker |
This one actually hasn't appeared on the blog before! A lifer! In my backyard! To be honest, I've definitely seen brown creepers before, but never had a picture of one worth sharing. Well, this one's still not good enough to be worth sharing, but in the context of only birds in my backyard, it's making it in!
California Towhee, yearns for the sea |
If you asked me to guess what the bird I see the most often is in my backyard, California Towhee is what I would say. They are daily visitors and just hang out here all the time, sometimes, as in the above-linked blog, to their own detriment. They have single-handedly caused me to never leave my backdoor open.
White-crowned Sparrow, eye for detail |
American Crow, "why bother?" |
House Finch, thinks "fake friends" are a real problem |
Lesser Goldfinch, always blinks or makes a weird face when a picture is taken of him. It's like a curse Funny enough, I now think the bird in this link looks more like an American Goldfinch (I've gotten a lot better at birding!), but it's still not totally clear to me, so I'm not gonna go change it). |
American Robin, Tries to convince people he's a fake plastic bird by sitting very still |
Eurasian Collared-Dove, weight of the world on her shoulders |
The following birds are visitors, but are not included in the blog. I distinctly remember seeing them or I see them often enough that I know I will get a picture of them soon.
Great Horned Owl- this was one of my most exciting backyard sightings. First thing in the morning I heard a great number of crows making a ruckus in the back yard. Possessing what little birding knowledge I have, I thought it would be worth it to go check out. Sure enough, I was able to briefly see a great horned owl in the neighbor's redwood before it was successfully flushed out by the crows. Truly an incredible experience.
I know none of these birds are the type that people really get excited for. In fact, it reads very much like a list of the most common birds seen anywhere in California- but that's kind of the point. They're all good birds, and they're all worth paying attention to. Thanks for reading, I hope this inspires more people to take up backyard and 5 mile radius birding.
The winter months in the California Bay Area are definitely Weird Duck Time.
There's only been a handful of times I've made an effort to see an uncommon or rare bird in an area, and most of the time this has been a local species that isn't particularly hard to see, just rare overall. Our Berkeley shoreline Burrowing Owls come to mind, or the Island Scrub Jay. They're just... there. And not many other places. But this was different. The bird clearly ended up somewhere it wasn't meant to be, and had become a target of at least some minor local birding interest.
So obviously I went to see it. I mean, this was before the Snowy Owl in Central Park turned the birding world's attention towards the ethics of chasing rare or misplaced birds. I did feel a little strange about it, in ways that would predict the debate to come. For one, it was in the peak coronavirus month of December, and for two, I was concerned that increased attention from birders could be bad for the bird, or bad for the park. But I love Point Reyes, and I resolved that if things looked crowded, I just wouldn't bother when I got there. As you can see, the expedition was somewhat of a success. I say somewhat because the duck wasn't as cool looking as maybe you would hope when you look up pictures of Long-tailed Ducks, and because even with the substantial zoom on my camera, this was as close as I could reasonably get.
I was a little concerned about what others might do to get a better shot, and my view of the steep, sandy dunes that ringed this lagoon indicated that quite a few people had slid down the banks. Perhaps to look for the duck, but maybe it's just a popular park anyway. I would say that foot traffic was increased, and I would guess that perhaps a third of the hikers I saw gave me "birder vibes" or were openly just scouting around for the duck with their giant cameras. I didn't see any bad behavior, except, maybe, for some dubious mask usage. There was plenty of space, and no one seemed to be crowding the animals while I was there.
But it did make me consider, you know, the implications. If this duck weren't at the end of a few miles of trail, in a park that's popular, but requires the commitment of a day trip to get to, perhaps the situation would've been different. As it is, I do think it's worth some personal reflection on the part of the birder when a rarity is nearby with potential to be hunted. Have I ever seen this bird before? Could I theoretically see it closer to it's normal range? Can the bird be observed without disturbing it, or the nature surrounding it? Basically, Is it worth it? I'm not sure the answer is going to be yes for me very often. After all, there are still plenty of birds that I could try to find without feeling dubiously unethical about it. I'm coming for you Pileated Woodpecker.
Long-tailed Duck aka, Olds**** (you can read up here about why this bird's name is not a slur anymore. Seems like maybe there's a lot of birds whose names we should change, perhaps)
Abbotts Lagoon, Point Reyes National Seashore, Inverness, California, USA
December 2020
Member of the Ducks, Geese, and Swans Family
§A Flush of Ducks§
~True Bird Fact~ An extraordinarily hearty and skilled diver- not only do they mostly dive in icy waters, but they are the only species of duck to use their wings to 'fly' underwater. This enables them to dive to extraordinary depths of 200-480 feet. They also stay underwater longer than any other diving duck, spending 3-4 times the amount of time below water as above when feeding.
Post-script: The duck appears to have moved on from Point Reyes- the last sighting recorded was on February 6th, after a long stretch of being pretty easy to see there. So just in case this blog made you feel like going to look for the duck, don't. There have been reports lately of a Tufted Duck in Point Reyes, but I will not be going after it.
Ring-necked Duck aka. Ringbill
Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, California, USA
December 2020
Member of the Ducks, Geese, and Swans Family
§A Brace of Ducks§
{Etymology Corner} This duck's name is universally reviled. Every resource that I usually check for bird facts mention that the name is not very accurate, and that the ring around the ducks neck is very hard to see on a living animal. Here are some quotes, because why not: