Bald Eagle, also known as "The Politics Bird" |
METHODOLOGY: I determined which states were Red and Blue by looking at the last 4 elections (conveniently, 2 of which were won by Democrats and 2 by Republicans). If your state voted the same way in all 4 elections it was determined to fall into one of those categories. We want current data, right? So no reason to go back to 1972 or whatever. In terms of the birds, I have to issue a massive thank you once again to the powerful data engine at ebird.org, where most of this information was gleaned from. In order to get combined checklists of specific combinations of states I had the manually 'hack' the URL, because there was no other way to select that many locations at once. I also used the last 16 years of reports for this, to make sure that all the birds being reported were from a state that was the 'right color' at the time the report was made.
Blue America
An unknown politician with a House Finch |
*-Maine, and Nebraska below, have proportional electoral college votes, meaning they can 'split' their votes between both sides. In each case, the state in question has offered exactly 1 (one) electoral college vote to the other side in the past 16 years, so I decided to count them in their respective blocks. You could probably strike both of these states if you wanted to and have it not effect the totals, but go for it if you really wanna crunch the numbers.
The Data
Number of States: 17
Total Square Miles to Bird in: 639,050
Bird Species to be Found: 849Biggest Contributor: California, with 660 bird species
California Quail, State Bird, California |
Red America
Funny, sure, but you'd be flinching too |
The Data
Number of States: 22
Square Miles of Birding: 2,281,021
Species of Birds: 888
Heaviest Hitter: Texas, with 640 bird species
Greater Roadrunner, State Bird, Texas |
So there you have it, the case for Red America as the better birding destination
Unless we consider....
Bird Density
So where is it actually better to go birding in? Like, where is the best bang for your buck? Which place is densest with bird species? Well, the numbers below don't lie
Blue State Species/Square Mile .00133
Red State Species/Square Mile .0000417
Because the blue states are so concentrated on the coasts (major flyways), and their states are relatively small, they are much denser with bird species. Sure, if you had unlimited time you might see more birds in Red America, but Blue America is going give you your best odds for a big day.
So one point red, one point blue. Where does that leave us?
Well, not exactly.
Bird Enthusiasm
You see, here at Five-Bird-y-Eight, we've developed an advanced formula to determine bird enthusiasm, which we'll use as our tie-breaker. Our team of bored scientists has taken the number of e-bird lists submitted from these states this year and divided them by the quality of their state birds (using our irrefutable and indispensable State Bird power rankings). The number yielded by this operation makes up the Best Bird Quotient (or BBQ), which is then multiplied by a thousand, to make it a more parsable number.
Red State Bird Enthusiasm: 10.45
Blue State Bird Enthusiasm: 19.45
Texas may have the best in the nation State Bird, but quantity of E-bird lists is what really sealed the deal here, led by extremely enthusiastic California and New York. It turns out that Blue America just cares more about birds, at a nearly 2 to 1 rate, and really, shouldn't that determine the winner?
Ok, ok, ok, one more thing. If you're like me, you're probably wondering how the Independent states fared. Those brave 12 states that go their own way, or, depending on your interpretation, just absolutely cannot figure it out, year after year. Those states have a total of 766 species in them.They boast, if nothing else by far the greatest bird species density per state at an impressive 63.8. Blue comes in at 49.9, Red at 40.36. Wow. I think if there's one thing we learned today, it's that depending on how you look at things, you could make the case that your chosen political bubble is the best one. I'll also point out that the only way you're going to get all the birds in America is by taking it all in, Red, Blue, and all the colors in between. And isn't that a message we could all learn a little something from? Birding-wise, I mean. This is just about birding.
PPS- The Red States are really in trouble if Puerto Rico is granted statehood, since they have 17 endemic species and really high bird diversity (342 species across 3515 square miles). If I were a congressional Democrat, this would be a real priority for me. Again, only for bird reasons.